A taxonomy of story

IMG_0072

Books, books, books

Famously, there are only seven stories*, but we keep re-telling them. (Or five, or nine, depending on whose book you read). In my writing class, we were asked to think about the different types and forms of story, then consider where we would place the story we want to write.

I started to make a list. It got long.

Types of story:

  1. romance
  2. quest
  3. morality tale
  4. shaggy dog story
  5. literary short story in which nothing happens but someone changes, a little
  6. best-selling novel in which everything happens but no-one changes much (except for the ones that are dead by the end)
  7. tall story
  8. fantasy novel, set in the seething dystopia of the author’s mind, with elves, possibly at war
  9. pot-boiler, which is never done but bubbles along, emitting enticing or repulsive odours, according to taste
  10. news story, with intro, exposition, speculative quote from an expert, photo of a child and a tight word count
  11. literary novel, set in the seething dystopia of the author’s mind, with disaffected, educated protagonists instead of elves, also possibly at war.
  12. magical realist story, in which anything might happen, and probably will
  13. translated literary magical realist fiction, in which the unsuspecting reader is led into a labyrinth without a map and expected to find their own way out, and serve them right
  14. a good read, in which likeable people go through troublesome times in atmospheric scenery, the bad ending unhappily and the good happily.
  15. commercial fiction, in which the female relative of a person with an interesting profession is required to prove her resourcefulness or independence, perhaps by demonstrating that she possesses the skill required by the profession herself. See light house keepers, taxidermists, undertakers, French lieutenants, time travellers.
  16. story of my life, which is spent at a keyboard, typing, while the sun shines outside and the sea glistens.
  17. adventure story, which is what I write while looking at the glistening sea and imagining myself on one of the yachts heading into the blue yonder
  18. funny story, which is what I make out of the times I do go sailing, which involve throwing up over the side and forgetting how to tie important knots
  19. dark psychological thriller, in which everyone including the reader is left questioning their own sanity at ungodly hours of the night
  20. children’s story, which is like a story for adults, but with fewer words, better pictures and more story, often involving anthropomorphic animals
  21. classical fiction, written 100 years ago or more, which almost everyone agrees is good, but is only read by English students and BBC drama producers
  22. your story, and you’re sticking to it
  23. true story, which is a fiction constructed out of half-remembered events that may or may not have happened in the order in which they are related
  24. based on a true story: no longer a version of events which any of the protagonists would recognise
  25. historical fiction, in which we all try to imagine how we’d have coped without dentists and loos and wonder whether poor hygiene would be an impediment to romance
  26. the only way we have of understanding and making sense of our experiences.

*These are: overcoming the monster, rags to riches, the quest, voyage and return, comedy, tragedy, rebirth. From Christopher Booker’s The Seven Basic Plots, published by Bloomsbury.

Advertisements

2 Comments

Filed under Writing

2 responses to “A taxonomy of story

  1. This might just be the classification system to finally replace Dewey decimal…we could categorize authors by type and spend more time reading instead of browsing, reading dust jacket blurbs, or giving up after the first twenty pages.

What do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s